@Fortis Hospital
(With apologies to Fyodor Dostoevsky)
Gentleman, this text is about me. You might say that I am being selfish but you tell me what a great man can write about other than himself.
So they say. Thus, this is going to be my story. And you would have to read it just to be up to date with the literary world or otherwise you would feel incongruous when your friends discuss about ‘this great article’ by ‘this, some unknown IITian guy’.
I don’t want to make you smile. Don’t think that I am being wicked. No sir, this is not out of wickedness … but out of sheer misery. I am writing this text on some pad with a pen. I hate pad and pens – they don’t have spell checks. And anyway, who has the luxury of being wicked. Wickedness is a virtue of happy and a result of being in complete bliss.
I used to be wicked. I was also known as ‘Godfather with Indian balls’ to some. Life was peaceful. I was showing people their dreams and making them realize that they can achieve it. And I was getting my fun out of it. I was in complete bliss.
But then I met somebody. Somebody who was going to change my life forever. I met with an ACCIDENT. It changed my life. It gave me everything I always wanted. An AC Room, No work, 24 hr bell service. Well almost, all you had to do was to forget the fracture. But Alas! That is what makes it a prison. In prison guys run trying to protect their asses… In a hospital you pay people to insert tubes of compatible sizes in every hole you have on your body and when they run out of holes they make fresh ones on your arms. But all that had to be done to bring this exquisite piece of literature in existence.
You would say that I am being WICKED now. Yes sir, a little bit. But today is a great day. Today I was able to initiate my bowel movements again and thus produced crap. No not this piece of article. but REAL, ACTUAL SHIT. Now all I need to do is to ‘take a leak without a tube’ and then I would be alright … hopping around on one leg … and God willing on two legs soon.
Now Sir, Don’t think that I am being wicked again … Lets just say that you need to be an orthopedist patient to realize the TOP PRIORITIES in Life.
Gentleman, this text is about me. You might say that I am being selfish but you tell me what a great man can write about other than himself.
So they say. Thus, this is going to be my story. And you would have to read it just to be up to date with the literary world or otherwise you would feel incongruous when your friends discuss about ‘this great article’ by ‘this, some unknown IITian guy’.
I don’t want to make you smile. Don’t think that I am being wicked. No sir, this is not out of wickedness … but out of sheer misery. I am writing this text on some pad with a pen. I hate pad and pens – they don’t have spell checks. And anyway, who has the luxury of being wicked. Wickedness is a virtue of happy and a result of being in complete bliss.
I used to be wicked. I was also known as ‘Godfather with Indian balls’ to some. Life was peaceful. I was showing people their dreams and making them realize that they can achieve it. And I was getting my fun out of it. I was in complete bliss.
But then I met somebody. Somebody who was going to change my life forever. I met with an ACCIDENT. It changed my life. It gave me everything I always wanted. An AC Room, No work, 24 hr bell service. Well almost, all you had to do was to forget the fracture. But Alas! That is what makes it a prison. In prison guys run trying to protect their asses… In a hospital you pay people to insert tubes of compatible sizes in every hole you have on your body and when they run out of holes they make fresh ones on your arms. But all that had to be done to bring this exquisite piece of literature in existence.
You would say that I am being WICKED now. Yes sir, a little bit. But today is a great day. Today I was able to initiate my bowel movements again and thus produced crap. No not this piece of article. but REAL, ACTUAL SHIT. Now all I need to do is to ‘take a leak without a tube’ and then I would be alright … hopping around on one leg … and God willing on two legs soon.
Now Sir, Don’t think that I am being wicked again … Lets just say that you need to be an orthopedist patient to realize the TOP PRIORITIES in Life.
posted by Shashank @ 10:46 PM
9 comments
9 Comments:
not being wicked..
ab to ghar me hai .. back to AC room, this time with comp and net facility.. but power might be a problem.. and may be the cable channels!!!
but get well soon and then FOLLOW UR DREAMS !!
totally unbelievable..This is not expected from you...great piece of writing...
Nice artwork be !!
BTW its life be , ye sab to chalta he rahta hai .. ;)
Hope, u got rid of ur test tubes by now :)
Waiting for the rest on 'Godfather with Indian Balls'.
tht was gr8...good to know u r improving...tch tch for your holes.... stretched....
but u said you are 1) godfather 2) have indian balls... so when get well then may be go ahead to display an improved version of GODFATHER....keep blogging
@monks - FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS .. ya!
@pd - saale mein samesha se hi aacha likta tha ..:D
@hemu - thanks dude! you rule
@adi - ya .. no more tubes ;)
@kt - thanks dude! better version of Godfather :0
Agreeing with Proamod. Mujhe lag raha hai ki complete nothing-to-do state mein aadmi philosophical ya suicidal ya dono ho jaata hai.
tumhare accident ke liye dukh hain aur tumhare blogging SE dukh hain.
Since you are in a sorry state healthwise these guys are being nice or may be they intend to blog one day and expect good comments from you,whatever there intentions they are not speaking the truth.
To keep it as polite as possible this is a pathetic blog :)
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